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Name: Phil
Country: United States
State: Michigan
Birthday: 11/28/1982
Gender: Male
Interests: Oh, various and assundry things.
Expertise: Jack of all trades, master of none.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Computers (Software)
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Member Since:
3/26/2003
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| The wife and I do occasionally watch the show Scrubs. Recently I read
one of the interests of actor John C McGinley (Dr. Cox) was
'weightlifting'. Watching the show it becomes clear that he has worked
this private interest into his professional life. Thus, the following
conversation took place:
The wife: "He'd better be careful, he's getting older and that muscle will turn to flab in a hurry."
Me: "Well, maybe he'll be like Hulk Hogan. He's as old as the hills and still totally massive."
The wife: "What? How can you compare a mere man to The Incredible Hulk? He's no man, he's a hulk!"
What was I thinking?
:)
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| "What kind of wife would I be if I forgot my husband had rock'em sock'em robots?"
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| Hmm. I was going to write something making fun of the Royals, but I don't want to jinx it.
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| No, no, no. There seems to be some confusion. I did not actually get a hearse.
P.S. The other day I had lunch with boy band. On the way to lunch, I
saw a guy advertising a Chinese restaurant in a gorilla suit. He had a
sign that read 'Best Chinese Food' on it.
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| Terrible news! The Roadmaster is in its last days. I went to the
mechanic today to get my oil changed, and it seems that every single
part has something wrong with it. For example, my tie rods are loose,
but the mechanics won't go near them for fear of destroying the
surrounding parts, which are also heavily damaged. It seems my car has Three Stooges Syndrome.
From the car's point of view, this is a Catch-22: it is not worth
fixing, because it is so crappy. It is so crappy (partly) because it
needs fixing. So it must die.
Fortunately, I have found a vehicle with the sheer size and awesomeness
to carry my car on its final journey, when its wheels may no longer
carry it:
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